Okay, now you might be wondering why a blog titled MANSCAPE, PRETTIFY and HYGIENE is gracing the pages of In Love With Mony, a blog about mine and Mony’s relationship… Well the truth is that most people like a clean, well groomed partner, even if they have a sweat fetish or hirutsu fetish; most everyone likes their partner smelling good, looking good and feeling good… face it, if hygiene wasn’t important to you, I’m sure it would be a cheaper relationship to date a hobo who lives in the sewer. And while the title has MANSCAPE in it, PRETTIFY is for you fine ladies and lasses, so don’t pull away thinking this isn’t for you, in fact get your partner to read this with you and talk about it together.
First off let me dispel some stupid socially retarded notions… if you’re with a guy and he has a hairy back you don’t like, it is NOT gross to be a supporting partner and help him shave his gorilla growth. Honestly why are some women grossed out by the idea of shaving their man’s back… the one they want shaved, yet they’ll shave their own crotches? So stop with the gross thing, and help the one you love give YOU what you want. Now Mony might say that’s just a place that no relationship should get to, I say if your man doesn’t want to be waxed cause that shit hurts and you ladies want some smooth skin then maybe you need to compromise… hey make a game out of it. If he has enough hair to write your name in with a razor or draw pictures of butterflies to throw up on Instagram, what the hell… go for it. Just for the record, I do not have a hairy back.
Next myth, trimming your pubic hairs and shaving your testicles is not a GAY thing, it’s not a HOMO thing and the amount of eight inch long pubic hairs you have doesn’t determine if you like boys or girls. So stop with the super-machismo, alpha male nonsense, gay men shave their faces, take showers and even put on manly man’s cologne… just like you… so does that make you gay? Stop being a homophobe and start thinking about that hot lady you like to do the dirty with. If you men disagree with me, then I want you to try an experiment… the next time you’re out at your favourite hot dog joint, ask your lady to lay her hair across your wiener (the one you just ordered to eat… dumbass) and then I want you to bite down on that hair covered joy of processed meats and ask yourself if you really like that mouthful of hair. Yeh, then look at her and ask her if she likes hair on her wiener… I’m pretty sure she’ll understand what just happened.
One more myth to bust, because your man or woman asks you to put on a little make up, comb your hair, shave your ass, wear a cologne or perfume doesn’t mean they find you any less attractive, it means that’s what they want from you because it’s something they like when it comes to YOU. If you were not attractive to them in the first place, there’s a good chance you wouldn’t be with them… there had to be some attraction, attractiveness, some draw to you… and usually it starts with sight… so don’t take offense if they want you to throw on a suit or a skirt. Sure there are extremes where people are trying to change their partner completely but that’s not what I’m writing about. I mean give them a little decorative wrapper on the eye candy you are to them, women… hear me, if your man wants you in Lingerie, the reason is not because without it you’re hideous it’s because lingerie is designed to accentuate the important, sensual lines of the body. Don’t believe me, in today’s day and age between BING and GOOGLE you can find history on just about everything, don’t be lazy do a little research and you’ll find for yourself that lingerie and some riskier wears are designed specifically to enhance. Guys… yep, if she wants you to wear a pair of latex draws that hug your junk into a nice pocket, just do it… you never know if that sparks that secret fantasy you’ve had with her that you were afraid to ask for.
So now that these basic myths are dispensed with, it’s not a bad thing to take care of yourself both inward and outward. Look, there are a lot of things wrong in this world that effect us, such as what we eat these days… being healthy doesn’t mean having to eat carrots and wheatgrass every day, it just means eating fresh made food more often than Hungry Man for dinner or some Shake and Bake shit. It means eating as a man or a woman the foods that help you. For example… Men… There are foods out there that are TESTOSTERONE positive, meaning they can help your body produce testosterone which will help you with weight, energy and yes HARD-ONS! Women, same for you, Estrogine supportive foods can do the same for you… you can look these up by searching out “TESTOSTERONE POSITIVE FOODS” or “ESTROGENE POSITIVE FOODS” and work off those diet suggestions.
Take vitamins, not mountains of megadosing, and not a stupid multi vitamin, go to your local GNC, VITAMIN SHOPPE or Health food store and ask the clerk there for Four things ENERGY, SEX DRIVE, WEIGHT, and AVOIDING COLDS. When you ask for those basic things, everything else will follow, better sleep patterns, better weight management, better sex drive and better muscle growth (or retention) will all be part of the equation (among other things).
Inner beauty effects outer beauty
Taking a little time to care for both inside and outside your body will have a good payoff with your partner, trust me… dressing the part, exercising, cleaning up and taking care of yourself doesn’t have to be a full time movie star job. I work out 15 to 20 minutes a day using a HIT program (High Intensity Training) using weights and following a basic testosterone booster regiment. I eat mostly foods that are testosterone positive and I take vitamins that effect Libido, Energy, Weight, and Health… I rarely get a cold. I shave and manscape, I take care of my feet and attack any unwanted hair growth, I try to keep my teeth clean, my head shaved, my body hair trimmed and I try hard to wear clothes that flatter me… and yes, if Mony wants to see me in tight, junk enhancing underwear, why the hell not. It just makes me hotter in her eyes.
SO go for it ladies and gentlemen and start a new habit of making your partner hot and bothered.
Thanks for reading